A week has passed since the end of chapter one, and new character Peter has arrived at Grange Hall.
“Anna tried not to even look at him…No doubt he’d think he was something special and she wasn’t having that.”
He’s only just arrived and already there’s a cold war for the place of main character.
Though actually, as it turns out, Peter did arrive a week earlier, but he’s only just been allowed to interact with everyone else. Anna happens to know the real date when he arrived, because she was having a late night bath. A cold bath, at that. Surpluses aren’t allowed to use any more than the bare minimum of resources. They get beaten if they waste soap and toothpaste and use up more than their quota, but in that case, why not make the quota a hard limit? If they use up their soap before the end of the month, just don’t give them any more soap. If the whole dorm gets beaten because too many tubes of toothpaste were used, why don’t the kids act in the instinct of self-preservation and share their soap and toothpaste amongst themselves? Continue reading
When the Enterprise retrieves a stray shuttlecraft containing a duplicate Captain Picard, it is clearly that something is amiss. Logs reveal that this shuttle and this Picard are from the future, but a future in which the Enterprise itself has been destroyed. What happened, and can the Enterprise avoid it from happening again? Continue reading
When a Klingon ship tips the Enterprise off about ship wreckage on a planet in the Theta 116 star system, Picard and the crew decide to investigate. Upon finding a piece of a 21st century NASA spaceship, Riker, Worf and Data head down to the only habitable area of the planet – only to find themselves trapped in a 20th century casino.
As I said in my last blog, I wasn’t looking forward to The Royale, which is very much a ‘trapped on the holodeck’ episode without the holodeck. Although my viewing companion claims the trashy novel Hotel Royale is no worse than Picard’s beloved Dixon Hill novels, that doesn’t improve the experience – both are hackneyed and tiresome non-sci-fi experiences. The only horror here is that a 21st century astronaut spent 38 years trapped in the Hotel Royale, and longed for the sweet release of death. I can totally understand – I felt that way after just two hours of The Santa Clause 3.
Points of note
First, a couple from earlier episodes.
- In the last episode, we were introduced to Picard’s love of archaeology, a theme that will crop up again and again throughout the course of the series.
- We recently had the first ever Enterprise poker game, in which Data claimed that he had studied poker extensively, but seemed surprised at the idea of bluffing. Surely any basic poker text would mention it, since it’s an integral part of the game.
Now, back to The Royale.
- I already alluded to this in a previous blog, but here we see Picard’s love of mathematical puzzles once again, as he claims that he spends his spare time trying to find a proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem. In the TNG world, this is apparently unproven, even though just a few years after this episode aired, Andrew Wiles did indeed prove it. Perhaps Picard means he is searching for Fermat’s original proof, which was likely to have been different to Wiles’ proof.
- Geordi claims that the surface of the planet is at -291°C, which is pretty physics-breakingly impressive, given that would make it below absolute zero.
- Between 2033 and 2079, the USA had 52 states. What are the extra two? My viewing companion suggests Puerto Rico and Washington DC.
- My viewing companion points out that when Data claims “the odds favour standing pat, this is incorrect. Data, I’m surprised at you.
- When Picard sits down to read Hotel Royale and figure out a way out of their predicament, why does he bother? Data has already read the book, and could surely make the connection between the events in the book and the events happening in front of him.
- Who’s to say that ending the book would let Riker and the others leave? I guess they had to try it, but it could have been the case that the book just looped back round to the beginning.
- Obviously a real casino would have taken Data to one side and asked him to leave if he had started winning so much, but I guess the aliens didn’t really have any deeper grasp of what a casino was like, so they just had to reproduce it from the pages of the novel. Also, it would have been nice to see Data using his amazing android brain to count cards.
“Is penetration possible?”
Summary – The Royale: Welcome to the Hotel Royale. You can check out but you can never leave.
Over the last year or so, I’ve greatly enjoyed reading chapter-by-chapter deconstruction of YA and other fiction, from the likes of Jenny Trout, Ana Mardoll and WhitleyBirks. Then, recently, whilst reading the craptacular Divergent, I felt like I wanted to give something back to the deconstruction community, or at least have a go at writing some of my own and seeing what happens.
Now, keen as I am to mock Divergent, I’ve decided not to start with it, because it would involve rereading it again just after finishing it, and because I need to leave enough time between reading these summaries and writing my own to make sure I don’t accidentally plagiarise. So instead, I’ve decided to go with The Declaration, a trilogy mentioned by a colleague in the context of “is this a suitable class book for my ten-year-old daughters to be reading?”. I’m a little nervous that I’m going to be awful at this, but anyway, here goes. Continue reading
When the Enterprise is forced to enter the Neutral Zone to aid their stranded sister ship the Yamato, the stakes are high. Not only are the Romulans quick to respond, but it seems as if the Yamato has stumbled upon the remains of an ancient yet highly advanced civilisation. Now the Enterprise must hide the secret of the Iconians from the Romulans, whilst also dealing with potentially fatal computer problems. Continue reading
When the Enterprise is tasked with transporting sixteen-year-old Salia back to the homeworld she is expected to lead and reunite, Wesley Crusher finds himself quite smitten with their latest visitor. And whilst her guardian is keen to keep her protected from any and all outside influences, Salia is keen to have Wesley show her a world beyond the restrictive life she has always known. Continue reading
When Data refuses to undergo a procedure that could cost him his life, it is claimed that he is the property of Starfleet and has no choice in the matter. Unwilling to accept this, Picard decides to challenge the decision, leading to a hearing in which Picard must prove that Data is a conscious, living being, whilst Riker must prove just the reverse. Continue reading